Bald on the 11th of July

The website baldrus.com is lobbying for the 11th of July to become the first Annual International Bald Holiday and are encouraging all bald people everywhere to exert all possible influence to help get this Holiday recognised. They have a manifesto that includes burning hairpieces, flushing hair-growth potions down the toilet, and donating testosterone to people with hair. If you ask me, it all sounds a little bit crazy. But then I remembered that in the sixties and seventies there was this little rights movement (you may remember it) that burned bras, took birth control potions and donated free love to all in need. 11th of July? I’m pencilling it in as we speak.