There is an overt obsession amongst bald people and the websites that purportedly represent them to draw up lists of sexy bald men, famous bald men, bald men in business, etc. Names that crop up regularly include: Vin Diesel, Yul Brenner, Telly Savalas of Kojak-fame and Patrick Stewart aka Capt. Jean-Luc Picard of the Starship Enterprise (no comment). One website even features Steve Wilkos on their list of famous bald men. Now, if like I was, you're looking scratching your bald spot wondering who he is, allow me to clue you in.
The fact is that you've all probably seen Steve Wilkos before - on The Jerry Springer Show - keeping feuding lovers/families/family-lovers apart while the audience chants his name over and over again in primeval ecstasy: "Steve! Steve! Steve!" Now that we're all up to speed, what I want to know is: how desperate are we for role models that this particular bald-headed goon made the List? He sure is bald but that's where his eligibility to be a bald role model ends. If we're so desperate for role models, we should try being our own role models for a change. Or better yet: we should try being somebody else's.
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Of one thing we can be certain: Edgar Cayce was a true seer. He could see them coming from a mile away...
I love how people just trash other people and their ideas with no facts whatsoever at their disposal. Looking at your dome you may want to rethink what is inside that egg head. There, how do you like it?
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