The 5 best things about being bald

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you - in reverse order - the 5 best things about being bald:

5. Losing a comb is no big deal. If you still have a little at the back and on the sides, a toothbrush will suffice.

4. Having hair on your back actually becomes a source of pride: "Whoah, look at them thick roots!"

3. If you injure your head and need stitches, you look about as hard as it's possible for any human being to look.

2. People will automatically credit you with wisdom and maturity beyond your years. This is great until you encounter a situation which actually calls for wisdom and maturity.

And, at number one:

1. You never have to worry about losing your hair.